Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

Monday, March 29, 2010

Everyone's a critic.

You've heard this old adage time and time again - what does it mean exactly? Another version you might have heard is a little more biting:

"Opinions are like assholes... everybody's got one, and they all stink!"

When writing in your own voice, on a Blog or in an essay for example where you are the narrator, it's not only reasonable to have an opinion, but good form to assert your opinion. I learned in school that there's no need to preface every comment with "I think..." or "In my opinion..." because I'm the one talking; of COURSE the words coming out of my mouth are my opinion! Timidly stating "your mileage might vary" or "that's just my opinion" makes for a weak sounding argument - those things are supposed to go without saying.

That said, it's easy for a critic to spew whatever assertions they want, no matter how unfounded, to their audience with little or no consideration to the repercussions. Is this OK? Well, it's a free country - who am I to say what your opinion should be? But it could be argued that a formal critic - the guy who reviews movies for the local paper for example, who has thousands of readers who faithfully take his word for gospel - that guy might have more responsibility or moral obligation to temper his reviews.

I watched a movie the other night called Heckler. From IMDB:
HECKLER is a comedic feature documentary exploring the increasingly critical world we live in. After starring in a film that was critically bashed, Jamie Kennedy takes on hecklers and critics and ask some interesting questions of people such as George Lucas, Bill Maher, Mike Ditka, Rob Zombie, Howie Mandel and many more. This fast moving, hilarious documentary pulls no punches as you see an uncensored look at just how nasty and mean the fight is between those in the spotlight and those in the dark.

To be perfectly fair, the critically bashed film starring Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask - was pretty terrible. I say this because I was a fan of The Mask, the original movie to which this one was a knock-off/sequel, and this movie really shared nothing with the original. Also, it's possible the target audience for the movie was not the same as the target audience for the original Jim Carey movie, and that's just begging for failure right there. Here's a review comment pasted directly from IMDB:
"This is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. I say this without hyperbole, and believe me, I've seen a lot of bad movies. It's embarrassing and annoying that millions of dollars went into this film and that hundreds (thousands?) of craftspeople spent so much time working on what the writers and producers MUST have known would be a colossal failure.

When a 90 minute film feels this long, drawn out, boring, and incomprehensible, you know that something went wrong somewhere. Also, Jamie Kennedy (whose work I've enjoyed elsewhere) is simply terrible in this role; he was obviously never given a screen test, because no producer in their right mind would consider him entertaining in any way, especially in the guise of The Mask. Simply awful.

Personally, I can't wait to see the reviews by the major film critics, because I know they're do a better job than me at tearing this train wreck to shreds.

The producers of this film should be embarrassed, and more importantly, NEVER be allowed to make theatrical films again. "


As entertaining as that review is to read (indeed, it's more succinct, better written, and provided a much higher laugh/minute ratio than the movie did), it's really very brutal. And this is nothing compared to some of the stuff Jamie Kennedy read in the documentary! So what's the big deal? Why should I care what other people say about other people, and how they feel about it? As you can see I've peppered this blog post with plenty of my own opinions as well. Here's why I care...

As has been mentioned, everyone's a critic. I'm no exception. I have my opinions about movies I've seen and books I've read just like everybody else does. However, Gene Siskel I aint. When I post in my blog:

"I was initially (and still am a little) disappointed in the process Jones took finding Aketor. While he did do some figuring and a (very little) research, he followed a clue to Peru, and another to the tomb of the conquistador explorer, sort of followed a clue to find the city of gold, and all the while had a back and forth fight with a ceaseless opponent. However, it seemed like this movie rushed that process compared to Raiders and Last Crusade, and the back and forth with the Russians seemed a lot less epic. In Raiders Indy and Marion were captured, escaped, captured again, rescued, etc. In the Last Crusade there was a constant struggle between Jones and the Nazis in which they key to the movie - information about the grail- was being passed back and forth. In KotCS, the entirety of the conflict was a game of keep away."

or

"Yesterday I went and saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with my parents. It was almost 3 hours long, and while it wasn't boring or bad perse, I don't feel like it really had much of a point. The most descriptive thing I can say about the movie was that I liked it better the first time I saw it, when it was called Forrest Gump."

It's not going to have a big effect on the overall viewership of the Indiana Jones or Benjamin Button movies, and will not have any effect whatsoever on Harrison Ford or Brad Pitt. In addition, as I'm not an actor or a director myself, my opinions are clearly from the perspective of the audience - all I can speak to is what I would have liked to see. I can in no way really say "I could have done better."

On the other hand, I do have something of a voice in the board game community. This wasn't always the case, and I'm not certain how big this voice really is or how much weight it carries... but it's certainly more substantial than my voice in Hollywood. So when I read a 3 year old post from BGG in which I said "I proposed some revisions based mostly on some ideas from Kinizia's new Genesis (which isn't amazing by the way) to try and get more player decisions going on," I cringe a little bit. Reiner Knizia is a very prolific, very well respected game designer. Who am I, with no support whatsoever, to wave off one of his games as lousy - especially when saying that I'd basically copied part of it?!?

This has not been an isolated incident. I have posted negative reviews or comments on many games, even SdJ winners such as Zooloretto and Keltis. Even positive reviews of games such as Warrior Knights contain some form of criticism (that particular thread blew up into a perfectly good example). The other day I tried to think of a game I really enjoy for which I haven't got some type of criticism, and it was tough. Most of the games I really love have something about them that could probably be better - and the kicker is that the thing which could be better isn't necessarily the same from one player to the next!

While I was just a gamer who liked to post on BGG it was more OK, I thought, for me to take up positions against games or game mechanics I didn't like, calling them bad, lame, dumb, or flawed. I'm sure the internet is riddled with posts in which I say fairly brashly that such and such a game could really have used more development. Even if true, one could ask what gives me the right to say such things? After all, what do I know about developing board games? Had I gone through the trouble and effort of getting a game published?

Well, now I have, and that brings the entire situation into a whole new light. I have gone through the effort, not just of designing games, but through the process of publication. To an extent, I do know what I'm talking about. However, these credentials also come with a healthy dose of perspective. Now that I have created something that is up for public consumption (and criticism), I can get a glimpse of what Jamie Kennedy was talking about. Here are some things people have said about my board game Terra Prime:
  • "Unplayed and I have no interest in trying. The theme is a minus in my book, the gameplay does not excite me from what I've read about it, and it'll take a good 30+ minutes to use an exacto knife and punch all the pieces that were adequately perforated."
  • "Absolutely awful. Long. Seemed like a bunch of trekking back and forth. Nit-picky rules regarding Planet placement. Seemed like work rather than fun. Worst game played in 3 years. "
  • "A bit harsh and not that fun. And the production values are a little embarassing. "

These are all valid criticisms, and frankly, looking through all the comments on BGG, it could be a lot worse. In my case, many hard feelings came from the crappy production from china (thank you manufacturer! Why couldn't our games have come out as nice as others you produced?) - which isn't really the game's fault, and our customers have been very understanding of that. The point is though, how would I feel if someone like me played Terra Prime and said "economic strategies seem too weak, rewards are not well balanced" (oh wait, they did!)? I would probably get defensive and say

"The "economic strategies" (by which I can only assume you mean making deliveries) aren't supposed to beat out exploring and colonizing, because the game is about exploring and colonizing!"

or "I spent a lot of time and effort making sure the rewards were as balanced as possible, and I'm actually pretty proud of how well balanced the game has proven to be!"

or simply "I've played 83+ games (since I started counting), you've played maybe 2. I simply don't think you are correct."

But it doesn't matter really, as those are just some ratings comments. What would matter more is if these comments came straight from the horses mouth - if Tom Vasel did a video review of Terra Prime enumerating how awful the game balance was or how annoying it was to do 3 quick actions then have to wait for everyone else to go before doing just 3 more little actions (both complaints I've read online), that could be a death knell for me and my first publishing outing because a lot of people listen to him. On the other hand, that video review could just as easily extol the virtues of the game balance and the small downtime as turns are snappy and move around the table quickly (both praises I've read online).

The point is that critics have a lot of power to sway people's opinions. Some critics do a good job informing the public about the subject they are reviewing, giving factual information which consumers would find useful. Other critics, as Jamie Kennedy's documentary points out, aren't concerned with any kind of obligation to report any sort of facts, but rather they assert their opinion "because they said so," and hey - a humorous, negative criticism gets more laughs and more attention than either a supportive review or a constructive negative one!

The moral of the story is this: I do not want to be the type of critic who will make an assertion, waving my hands and assuming my word is gospel because I'm the one who said it. This is more true now that I apparently have some semblance of public voice on BGG. I'll stand by my assertions, but I'll have reasoning behind each one, and I'll freely admit when I make a mistake or am proven wrong. One thing I could improve on perhaps is not looking for something to "fix" in every game I play (or movie I watch, or book I read). Nothing is perfect, and even the best games will have something "wrong" with them... I have a tendency to go seeking that out and bringing it to the fore. Perhaps I could do that more judiciously.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hispanican?

This conversation really happened today:

Lady I Know: "Seth, do you know if this last name is Jewish or not?"

Seth: "I've never heard that name before. It kinda sounds Hispanic to me, maybe Spanish."

LIK: "Her name is Deborah. She looks Jewish to me."

S: "Deborah is a Jewish sounding name. The last name would be her husband's though..."

LIK: "Yeah, maybe she married someone Hispanican."

Saturday, August 8, 2009

I was relieved to hear that the final season of Monk started last night... not because I was looking forward to watching new episodes so much as I am looking forward to the show being over. Monk is a pretty boring show, and I got pretty sick of it a while ago. Having watched most of the episodes though I let my DVR continue to record them. At this point I only watch Monk out of some misplaced desire for completeness - maybe I have OCD or something.

Right now I'm watching the season premier, and the last line I heard was maybe the best line I've ever heard in an episode of Monk...

Monk and Natalie are standing outside the apartment of a murder victim.
Natalie: "Are you going in?"
Monk: "It would be a crime not to."
Natalie: "It would be a crime if we do!"
Monk: "Then it doesn't matter either way..."

Heh.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Another movie quote

A really good movie was on tonight, Sleepers. I actually have the DVD, and have seen it 2 or 3 times, but it's such a good movie that I couldn't resist watching again, even if only the 2nd half.

There are some good lines int he movie, but this one struck me as blog worthy. Unfortunately I won't be able to replicate the guy's accent...

"Justice is blind where the judge sits... but not out here. Out here, the bitch got eyes."

Monday, April 20, 2009

Funny quotes in bad movies

Bad movies are great places to find funny quotes, like the classic Dazed and Confused line I've posted before.

Today I heard a terrible line from a terrible movie:

"I think I've become the next evolution of man. I just gave birth to a piece of dark matter."

I don't even know the name of the movie - I only saw the end of it. But I assure you, it was terrible.

The other night I was watching part of Bring it On, which is not a terrible movie, and there was a pretty good quote in that:

"This isn't about cheating... This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning..?"

I'll watch for more good quotes and I'll try to remember to post them here.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

I chose poorly.

One time I was eating with my friend Diana, and she swallowed funny and got some soda down the wrong tube. As she choked and coughed I asked her if she was OK. Her reply cracked me up:

"[cough, cough] I chose... [cough] poorly."

That embodied several of the things I like about Diana. Ever since, whenever someone mentions that they made the wrong decision, I imagine her choking and quoting Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Well, I'm remembering it again tonight, because it appears that with regard to what frisbee team to play with, I chose... poorly. With Regionals about a week away, the decision had to be made whether we had enough people who would go to make the trip worth doing. In the end, we did not. What happened to the 20+ guys on the roster before, who talked from the beginning like they'd make the trip to Denver? Why did we practice twice a week, plus conditioning, and take 24 guys to Sectionals in Phoenix if we weren't going to bother going to Regionals?

In my last post I warned what would happen if we didn't go... let's just say you should do yourself a favor and not bother hanging out with me right now.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Quote of the day

Today's Quote of the Day was this, by Jessica Alba:

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing."

That's a nice theory, and I agree with it. Though in her case I'm sure it doesn't hurt to be totally smokin' hot!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Herding Cats

Sometimes I have a sort of holistic view of the universe. I like the idea of a fundamental interconnectedness of all things - everything's related to everything else...

Friday I was thinking about herding cats, which might be an odd thing to consider... and then on Saturday night, out of the blue, the following occurred:

After I got back from my parents' house, I went outside to do my laundry. When I do that I leave my bedroom door to the outside open. it takes maybe 5 or 10 minutes tops, and then I come back in and close it. Later I was sitting at my computer when all of a sudden a small orange and white cat walks into my room. "Hey there little guy," I said, "how did you get in here?"

My first thought was that Lowski had gotten a cat, but that couldn't be because really, what are the chances he would do something like that without letting his landlord know? Also, you'd think I'd have noticed if there were a cat mewing in the house. Besides, Lowski had been gone for at least a day, and his door to my house was closed. So the cat would have had to have been in my house all day, and probably overnight, with a bell on, without me noticing.

My next thought was that maybe a door was open around the house, so I checked - no door, no window open. Which brought me to the only logical explanation... The cat must have wandered in while I was out doing laundry. That had to be it - there's no other possible way there could be a cat in my house.

"Once you rule out the impossible, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes

I honestly didn't know what to do. It was a very friendly and pretty cat - about a year old. I found myself wanting to keep it, but I couldn't - the cat had a collar and a bell (though no tag), it was obviously someone's pet. Probably a neighbor cat which was prowling my courtyard and noticed an open door. I looked outside, as if maybe the owner would happen to be in the street looking for it - obviously no luck there. I decided the best course was to put the cat outside, and it would find its way home. Cats are good at that.

Actualizing that plan proved a little bit tricky, the cat was making itself at home under my bed, behind the couch, in the closet, behind the computer... finally I cornered him and picked him up... put him out in the courtyard, and blocked his persistent attempts to come back in. He didn't seem to want to leave the courtyard, so I got him a dish of water, just in case he was thirsty. After a while he was gone.

Sunday afternoon I was talking to Lowski and went into his room, and I saw a cat dish.

I asked Lowski if he had a cat, and he gave me some inconsistent story about a friend of his that got a cat but was irresponsible and left it at Lowski's place for a couple days or something. It was clearly false, but oddly it ended with "my friend called me this morning and said he came and picked up the cat." A phone call later Lowski announced that in fact his friend hadn't picked up the cat, and that his girlfriend was going to come over and help him look for it.

Later, when I got home from frisbee, Lowski's car was gone, and I knocked on his door (no response) so I opened it to see if the cat was there... no cat, but there was a girl in his room (the girlfriend, I presumed). I talked to her about the cat, and asked who's cat it was, and got the obvious answer.

Late last night, the cat turned up again, so all is well on that end... but I'm not sure exactly what to do about Lowski. It turns out that taking care of a spoiled 20 year old is a lot like herding cats. Part of me wants to let him keep it, because I like cats, and it's cute and cuddly... another part of me isn't sure I could get him to get rid of it if I wanted to. but mostly I feel like I ought to tell him he can't have a pet in my house until he grows up and proves he's responsible. From what I can tell, he's clearly not - he consistently leaves his TV and/or the AC on with the door open (not just unlocked, but wide open) when he leaves the house. The one time I asked him to do anything at all - put out the trash because I was going out of town the day before it got picked up - he spaced out and forgot. And of course he got a cat without checking with his landlord, and then lied to me about it so I wouldn't be upset.

I don't care if Lowski lies to his fraternity people abut why he's not at whatever their event is. I personally don't care if he lies to his teachers or his parents about stuff either. But I can't abide by someone living in my house and lying to me. I'm afraid as much as I like the little guy (I mean the cat), I'm going to have to tell Tyler "no pets allowed."

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Hemorrhaging Accolades

I was talking to someone the other day and in reference to someone profusely complimenting them she used the phrase "hemorrhaging accolades." I can't say that I've ever heard those 2 words in conjunction before, but I love the imagery.

Language and vocabulary can be so fun and interesting, but I think a lot of people are just lazy about using it. It was refreshing to hear such a phrase, which clearly and vividly portrays the meaning the speaker was trying to get across.

Sometimes I feel like I need to exercise my vocabulary (and literary) muscles a lot more than do. Maybe I'll keep this incident in mind, and look for opportunities to do likewise myself. I used to be into that kind of thing.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

What are the odds?

I asked a friend a question about probability today, and I did a pretty bad job of phrasing the question because I was trying to sort of paraphrase and not get into the math of it - the question was like "do you know how to figure that out?"

I wanted to make special note of her reply. It's awesome:

Stephanie: I don't understand the question. Could you ask it more mathy please?

What are the odds I'll find myself a woman who prefers the more mathy version?

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Classic Movie Quotes - Dazed and Confused

Dazed and Confused is on TV in the other room. There's a line in that movie that's one of my favorite movie quotes ever:

"That's what I love about high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age."

Saturday, November 3, 2007

This is what's wrong with spectator sports

I decided to walk over to the U of A for lunch today. It's Homecoming, so the campus is a madhouse near the stadium - campers and trailers litter the lawns as tailgaters drink beer, BBQ food, drink beer, throw footballs to each other, drink beer, and play various little games like Horseshoes. Mostly they're drinking beer.

As I walked by the stadium I could hear the announcers. It was halftime and Arizona was beating UCLA 27-14 (go Cats!). A sea of red shirts was drifting away from the stadium as many, many people were leaving. I guess tailgating all afternoon and then watching half of a football game was enough sports for them for the day. I overheard two college aged guys discussing why they were leaving at halftime...

"You pretty much have to leave at halftime. You come down off your wastedness, you lose your buzz, and you're just... there."

"Yeah, the only way to do it is to keep drinking."


That's right, once you stop being drunk, you realize you're sitting at a football game. Now really, who would want that? Best to get up and leave.

This is why I don't like spectator sports. Or at least why I don't like spectators. They use "the big homecoming game" as an excuse to drink heavily, be rowdy, and leave their trash on my lawn. I guess that's what I get for living within a mile of a college campus.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Another good line

Season 6 of 24 (affectionately: The Bauer Hour) is highly unimpressive, but there was another good line in the episode I'm watching right now...

Morris O'Brian to Chloe: "Look, you know me better than anyone, right? Am I ever wrong?"

That is all.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

What a comeback!

I'm watching season 6 of 24, which isn't nearly as good as season 5 was... but I just heard the best comeback in history!

Karen Hays to Tom Lennox (they don't get along) "What happened, did someone push you down a flight of stairs? (Tom had been beaten up)"

Lennox' response...

"No, I tripped over your ineptitude."

Sunday, April 1, 2007

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright...

They will tell you, you can't sleep alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you, you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah, but sooner or later you sleep in your own space
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, and leave me alone

I think what Billy Joel was trying to get across is that you have to live your life for yourself and not for other people. Whatever I do, I'm the only one I have to wake up with in the morning, not anybody else. I want to find my own space, where I'm ok with the me.

I am at home with the me. I am rooted in the me that is on this adventure.