Funny quotes in bad movies

Bad movies are great places to find funny quotes, like the classic Dazed and Confused line I've posted before.

Today I heard a terrible line from a terrible movie:

"I think I've become the next evolution of man. I just gave birth to a piece of dark matter."

I don't even know the name of the movie - I only saw the end of it. But I assure you, it was terrible.

The other night I was watching part of Bring it On, which is not a terrible movie, and there was a pretty good quote in that:

"This isn't about cheating... This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning..?"

I'll watch for more good quotes and I'll try to remember to post them here.