eDisHarmony

According to the advertisements, eHarmony is having some free trial type special, so I logged on to their site to see if the profile I had made a few years ago was still intact. It was, so I went through and updated some of the information, then clicked the "find matches" button, and wouldn't you know it... out of all the thousands of people who purportedly use the service, they could not find a single match.

That's reassuring.